"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."~Maya Angelou~
you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.
op are you okay
yes im married to her now
this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet
okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:
-he was in office less than a year
-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day
-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny
-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?
-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”
-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, “Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?”
-he almost drowned TWICE that year already
-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less
Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don’t recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don’t know what’s happening but i support u
